Travis Timmerman (Seton Hall) came up with these.
PHILOSOPHICALLY LEGITIMATE EXCUSES FOR PLAGIARIZING PHILOSOPHY PAPERS
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AuthorDavid Sobel
AuthorDavid Sobel 
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AuthorDavid Sobel Travis Timmerman (Seton Hall) came up with these.
The fact that the students plagiarized philosophical papers implies they they might not have been knowledgeable and/or smart enough to write their own. Therefore, they would never be able to come up with such educated replies as provided in paper.